Taryn.The.Awkward

Ask me anything   My life is a jumble of embaressing moments that have brought me to where I am today.
Some fun facts: All my friends and the Love of my life call me Mogli and tease me about being "raised by wolves". Because apparently growing up with Hippie parents, in a small town on the "Lost Coast" makes me a savage. While trying to attend College during my stay in New Orleans, I got swept off my feet, and traded it in for an apartment in Hopkinsville, Ky. I spend my days taking care of a Spazzy little Jack Russell, being a "Domestic Housewife" and Scrapbooking. But as soon as I step out the door, Life trips me with awkward speedbumps, fills my mouth with all the wrong things and all I can do to save my ass is bat my pretty ol'eyes. And so it begins, an online record that will forever be here, of all the moments, treasures and thoughts that make my life so Amazing <3
Feel free to chat :)

tasia-reader:

In which “Jenny” Bravo is sick of your shit

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I feel like every man who has ever tried to convince me to take some rando shouting “Hey girl, nice ass” at me as a compliment sees it this way: You’re sitting outside some Italian café in a Betty Draper dress sipping a prosecco when all of a sudden your dainty neck scarf flies off in the light breeze. Joseph Gordon Levitt, wearing a linen suit with a pocket square and no socks with his penny loafers, steps off his Vespa and hands it to you while saying something witty about how it’s almost as beautiful as you are. You then both ride off into the sunset, laughing as Dean Martin plays in the background and the director yells cut on the espresso commercial that is your life.


In reality, it’s you getting yelled at by a bunch of sweaty men standing outside a bar at eight in the morning, telling you about how fuckable you look in your sweatpants when you’re just trying to get a bottle of milk in peace like a goddamn human being. And it is the opposite of a compliment.

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Men’s Issues

littlespacecase:

  • Societal expectations of masculinity
  • Societal expectations to provide for women
  • No long term reversible male birth control
  • Men who are raped are more likely to remain silent and be dismissed or outright laughed at 
  • Unfair treatment in child custody battles
  • No support for male victims of domestic abuse
  • Media portrayal of married men as weak morons

Not men’s issues

  • The friend zone
  • Women not dating you

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Berry Junkie: itsthatgirl-again: leupagus: theanishimori: A woman has the right to... →

itsthatgirl-again:

leupagus:

theanishimori:

A woman has the right to use contraceptives. There are condoms, spermicides, the Pill, diaphragms, tubal ligation… any number of methods of contraception. If a woman is raped, there is even the Morning After Pill.

I’m begging all…

(Source: arguing-about-abortions)

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samihiggins:

georgetakei:

#dads

omg….this is actually brilliant…..I think….I’m not sure…

samihiggins:

georgetakei:

#dads

omg….this is actually brilliant…..I think….I’m not sure…

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— 1 year ago with 172847 notes

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

the-dual-trio:

nadeane:

alli3pie:

How Humans Eat Their Food

DYING ACTUALLY DYING

I CANT BREATHE

‘MURICA *OMNOMNOMNOM*

GOD LAST ONE IS SO FUCKING ACCURATE OMFG

Oh my god! The best!!

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— 1 year ago with 80378 notes
gothiccharmschool:

I think today needs an adorable baby bat wiggling its ears at us. Yes. 

gothiccharmschool:

I think today needs an adorable baby bat wiggling its ears at us. Yes. 

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— 1 year ago with 304431 notes

getoutoftherecat:

this is why you’re not allowed in the car.

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